Ever wonder what your horse is really thinking?
This tee spills the hay bale. From Googling “How to train a human” to looking up “Top tips on spooking,” it’s the perfect mix of humor, sass, and straight-up barn truth.

Made with soft, breathable cotton and a comfy fit that'll keep up with everything from fence fixing to farrier days, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who knows horses are secretly the ones running the show.

Why You'll Love It:
✔️ Witty design that speaks fluent horse
✔️ Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for a flattering fit
✔️ Lightweight yet durable enough for barn chores
✔️ Great gift for trainers, riders, or that one horse who’s too smart for his own good

Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Each shirt is printed fresh when you order — not pulled from a dusty pile. So it may take a bit longer to get to your front porch, but we think it’s worth the wait. Thanks for helping us keep it small-batch, intentional, and full of heart. ❤️🐎

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