I’m Not Old, I’m Crispy! – Unisex T-Shirt

Crack. Pop. Snap. Nope—not old. Just a little crispy.
The I’m Not Old, I’m Crispy! Unisex Tee brings the laughs and the comfort, all in one barn-approved package. Whether you’re waking up sore from chores or just embracing life with a little extra crunch, this tee keeps your sense of humor as sharp as your joints are... not.

Front Graphic Reads:
"I woke up. I lifted my arms. I moved my knees. I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise—crack. I came to a conclusion: I'm not old, I'm crispy!"

Product Highlights:

• 🤠 100% Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton – Super soft and breathable (Heather colors contain polyester)

• 🌬️ Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) – Ideal for layering, lounging, or making folks laugh at the feed store

• ✂️ Side-Seamed Construction – Clean fit that flatters without clinging

• 💪 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping – Reinforced for all-day durability

• 🔁 Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Keeps its shape after every wash

• 🎨 Available in 3 Colors – Choose your favorite crispy-day vibe

• 📏 Unisex Sizing (S–2XL) – A classic, comfy fit for every cowboy, cowgirl, or crispy soul

Perfect for barn days, lazy Sundays, or just reminding everyone that a few creaks never stopped a true ranch hand.

Made Just for You:
Each tee is printed to order, helping reduce waste and support more thoughtful, small-batch shopping. Thanks for supporting the Barn Bum lifestyle—cracks, pops, and all.